Perhaps "hate" is a strong word, but I've never met any of these fuckers and they all find a way to creep into the pop culture that I consume unwillingly and annoy me.  And whenever I want to feel jaded I just remind myself that they are probably all millionaires.

  Martin Short isn't funny.  He never was funny and never will be funny.  Who ever told him to go into comedy?  As a comedian he makes a very good accountant.

  See Martin Short.

  This guy is the son of Canada's former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney.  Well Brian sucked and Ben sucks more... somehow.

  The shit show The Other Half replaced the supposedly intelligent one of their four hosts with this monkey before it got cancelled.  He's still on Charmed - ladies be sure to tune in.

  Nobody liked Gallagher right?  Who the fuck likes this guy?  It looks like he works out a lot, and plucks his eyebrows and wears mascara... but why?

  I hate you Denzel!  You suck!